The Amazing Auto-Detonator Headset

Clown's getting you down? Bored of your old submarine and crew? Do you wish you could ride eternal, shiny and chrome?

Then we have the product for you. Introducing...

The Auto-Detonator Headset

The great equaliser of the modern age!

You know, if you think about it dead-man's switches are really the perfect form of self defence. Since they can't detonate until someone is actually attacking you they pose no danger to the general public while still deterring would be attackers from assaulting you. If the government can have nuclear missiles to deter the soviet union, why can't I have a suicide vest to deter thieves? I and many others asked this question night after night, before finally creating what we believe to be the thinking man's implement of self defence.

Buy one for your grandmother! Buy one for your pet! Buy one for your friends!

They say an armed society is a polite society. We believe that an armed (explosive) society is a politer society. Rest assured, with an Auto Detonator Headset, you can walk the stations of Europa without fear of assault from ruffians. When you see that familiar silhouette of a fellow wearing an Auto-Detonator Headset in public, you will rest assured knowing your life is no longer in constant peril.

Go out with a bang this Holiday, buy an Auto-Detonator Headset!

Seriously, how does it work?

This is effectively just an auto-injector headset with modified tags to allow for the insertion of explosives and only explosives. When a character wearing a loaded headset drops below 50% health, the explosive will detonate. Be warned, however, that it shares the same sprite as the auto-injector and may be hard to discern whether a character has one at a glance.

Is it balanced?

lol

What kind of explosives work?

Anything that works in a detonator. Some are not recommended though, due to the range of their explosion. C4 in particular should be considered a WMD. Personally, I recommend compound N, Grenades and Dirty Bomb's for personal defence, as their impact is relatively limited outside of your immediate area.