⚒Human Trafficking QoL ⚒ - Bind and Drag Up to 5 Thralls at Once

⚒ HUMAN TRAFFICKING QoL ⚒

Five unconscious professionals. One rope. And a game that expects you to choose your favourite corpse.

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You have done it.

After twenty minutes of careful combat, seventeen missed truncheon swings and one accidental murder, five potential employees are lying unconscious at your feet.

A legendary blacksmith capable of producing weapons worthy of a king.

A Tier IV cook who could finally prevent your entire clan from surviving exclusively on grilled disappointment.

A master carpenter.

A heavily armoured fighter.

And one exceptionally well-equipped dancer whose two most noticeable qualifications were apparently not listed in the official profession tooltip.

They are all perfect.

They are all valuable.

They are all slowly baking in the desert sun.

You equip your bindings.

You look down at them.

And vanilla Conan Exiles quietly asks:

"Which one do you love the most?"[/quote] You carefully consider the situation. The blacksmith could revolutionise your weapon production. The cook could feed an entire settlement. The carpenter could improve every crafting station you own. The fighter could defend your base. The dancer could remove corruption. Eventually. Probably. You stare at the legendary blacksmith. Then at the cook. Then at the dancer. Then back at the blacksmith. You think about efficiency. You think about long-term progression. You think about the future of your civilisation. Then, like every mature and strategically minded Conan Exiles player, you tie up the dancer with the enormous melons. The blacksmith remains unconscious but somehow looks disappointed in you. The cook has lost all respect for your leadership. The carpenter silently accepts that professional qualifications mean nothing in this economy. The fighter wishes you had killed him. The game calls her an Entertainer. You call her critical infrastructure. Unfortunately, you can only take one. The remaining four must stay face-down in the sand while you drag your newly appointed Director of Employee Morale across half the continent. She gets stuck behind a rock. Then a tree. Then another rock. Then rotates at approximately nine thousand revolutions per minute, melons maintaining complete aerodynamic stability, and briefly becomes a helicopter. After twelve minutes, you finally reach your base. You place her near the other dancers you definitely recruited for corruption removal. You turn around. The forge is still empty. Nobody is cooking. Your crafting stations remain painfully slow. Your base has no competent defenders. But morale? Morale has never been higher. Now you have to walk all the way back. [list] [*]Disappeared. [*]Woken up. [*]Been eaten. [*]Fallen through the map. [*]Found better employment. [*]Started a successful settlement without you. [*]Formed a union specifically to prevent you from making recruitment decisions while horn-y. [/list] Human Trafficking QoL was created because your terrible priorities should not also require five separate journeys. [hr][/hr] [h2]WHAT DOES THIS MOD DO?[/h2] This mod allows you to bind and drag up to five unconscious thralls simultaneously. No more choosing between the legendary blacksmith and the cook who can finally prepare something other than grilled disappointment. No more leaving four valuable recruits face-down in the sand while you personally escort one suspiciously attractive dancer through crocodile territory. No more completing the same miserable journey five times because your character has apparently never heard of tying multiple knots. Knock them out. Bind them. Drag them home together. Process them as a group. Efficiency. Civilisation. Synergy. Several serious violations of workplace law. [hr][/hr] [h2]CONTROLS[/h2] B - Bind the unconscious thrall you are looking at. N - Release every currently bound thrall. E - Interact with a Wheel of Pain and transfer the entire recruitment group inside. B is for Bind. N is for No, I have reconsidered my life choices.? E is for Everyone into the character development machine.? [hr][/hr] [h2] A REAL ROPE IS REQUIRED [/h2] You must have a valid binding item equipped before pressing B. Leather Bindings. Rope. Any appropriate vanilla binding item recognised by the game. Without one, nothing happens. Because this mod improves logistics. It does not allow you to drag unconscious adults using confidence, positive thinking and an inspirational LinkedIn post. If B does nothing, check your hands. If there is no rope in them, congratulations: You have discovered the problem. [hr][/hr] [h2]HOW IT WORKS ?[/h2] [list] [*]1. Find a desirable candidate. [*]2. Review their qualifications. [*]3. Knock them out until the interview concludes. [*]4. Equip a valid binding item. [*]5. Look toward the unconscious candidate and press B. [*]6. Repeat for up to five thralls. [*]7. Observe your new mobile workforce lying peacefully behind you. [*]8. Begin dragging them home. [*]9. Try not to think about how this looks from a distance. [/list] [hr][/hr] [h2]NO MORE CHOOSING A FAVOURITE[/h2] The real cruelty of the vanilla system is not the kidnapping. Conan Exiles settled its moral position on that subject years ago. The real cruelty is being forced to choose. You stand among several unconscious bodies conducting the worst job interview in human history: "Tier III fighter? useful." "Named carpenter? very useful." "Legendary blacksmith? essential." "Cook? technically useful." "Bearer? has a backpack."