LMs Patty Wagon Vehicle meme

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Update v0.80 -Initial Public release-

LM Patty Wagon – Bringing wholesome, high-cholesterol chaos to DayZ

Are you ready, survivors? Fire up the grill, rev the bun-powered engine, and let the glorious aroma of grilled chum fill the air. The LM Patty Wagon rolls onto the wasteland with enough meme energy (and sodium) to fuel your entire server’s early-game shenanigans. [hr] Quick Bites [*]Dual sesame-seed bun chassis, toasted to perfection. [*]Overhead Grease-Trap V2 BBQ-grill engine—runs on 100 % recycled chum. [*]Flame-grilled Krabby Patty power-core with cheese, lettuce, and secret sauce piped straight into the drive train. [*]SpongeBob laugh-horn with a 200 m aggro radius. Summon or taunt at will. [*]Two plush seats for you and an unlucky friend. [*]Pickled wheels for that extra salty grip on any terrain. [*]Fully animated rear propeller—because, science. [hr] Under the Bun [*]Cargo capacity: 400 slots (bring extra napkins). [*]Attachment slot: 1 × wooden crate (for buns, ammo, or more chum). [*]Standard vehicle script—smooth server integration. [*]Top speed: 110–120 km/h (wind resistance? Never heard of it). Recommended Use [*]Perfect starter or meme ride—force fresh spawns to cruise the wasteland in style. [*]Portable taunt machine—drive past rival bases while the giggles of a frying-pan deity echo behind you. [*]Excellent bait for salty ambushes or drive-through RP events. [hr] Final Order-Up This is a light-hearted meme car—embrace the absurdity, don’t expect helicopter handling, and definitely don’t blame us when someone eats the wheels mid-raid in the future. Feedback, bug notes, or edible-scripting advice are always welcome. Now quit reading, hop in, and taste the freedom (and in the future; your own engine). [hr] Roadmap (“Updates Coming Soon™” huehueh) [*]Edible Vehicle Mechanics – Car parts you can bite right off the chassis (pending proper PvE-safe checks, currently I have figured it out; but anyone can do it; anyone/anytime, locked or not; which isn’t ideal). Additional condiment-tier upgrades and dashboard overhaul. Tweaks, polish, and maybe a side of fries. Credits & Provenance Llama (a.k.a LM_Mods/PwwN) hunted down the rights so this spicy meme machine could return legally to the Workshop—and yes, it was a nightmare-fuel quest to make it happen. [hr]

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