The Angry Axe

In the art of war anything is the deadliest weapon, a talking rat told me that once. Sure that colored pencil was designed to bring vibrance and joy to the hearts of children and aspiring artists alike and not, say, digging holes in the flesh of rowdy bar brawlers, doesn't mean its not one to pull off a few magic tricks here and there. Magic tricks such as punctured arteries and the subsequent discard of life essence.

You know what they say: "Solicitors are not ice cream". However, add a few spikes and a metallic skull to any ordinary long object, and you can be mashing the average rambler until they resemble an ons amble of the finest flavours of dairy goodness.

Case in point: The Angry Axe, as I've come to call it for its proven history of the mastery of diplomatic peace-talks, I've been in the best relations with Death ever since bringing this along.

Touch the guitar, feel its power of substance abuse and emotionally unbalanced poetics course through you. You'll be talking like a Rolling Stones member within minutes, and maybe even sprout a pair of Ozzy shades in the midst of proving who's the grandest beard hippie of them all. The Ayatollah won't know what hit him.

The unwithering vehemence of all those who show no content to the ways of curling in two fingers and making a face that falsely implies Cardiac Arrest shall not go unpunished through your spiked bludgeon of Beard Justice(tm).

This replaces the Guitar on my Killing Floor 2 Pulverizer animations.

Do enjoy.

Credits:

Lollipop Chainsaw - Model; Textures Killing Floor 2 - Animation

Lt. Rocky - Port; Compile; Animation