About Trainsawlaser
From Steam WorkshopEdit: this isn't the version in the game, you dorks A mysterious suicidal cult to an entity known only as "Train God" has been discovered in an abandoned industrial hazardous materials compound.…
Edit: this isn't the version in the game, you dorks
A mysterious suicidal cult to an entity known only as "Train God" has been discovered in an abandoned industrial hazardous materials compound. We're not sure what they were doing or why they were doing it, but we do know that we want whatever it is that they have. The dirty hippies have been driven from their homeland and into the desert where they belong. The only thing left to do is decide which team gets to claim the weird hazardous facility as their own.
Red and Blu have taken part of the compound as their own and it's up to you to stumble your way through the literal death trap of a work environment and capture that point! The hippies were kind of encouraging the last part, but never mind that. Sign this release form...
FEATURES
- Trains!
- Saws!
- Lasers!
- Dirty hippy Graffiti! Smell the patchouli still in the carpet!
- Patented Train Rain™ technology!
- More environmental deaths than you can count or even realize are there!
- Bad-ass voice over work! Your maps don't have that! Suck it!
- Sacrifice counter! Keeps tally of all your noble sacrifices to the hippy god thing that is probably a big deal to someone!
- Sacrifice milestone events! Die 100 times, get rewarded! Science!
- Proven dev texture aesthetics! Wow! Look at that detail!
- Alcohol influenced design decisions!
- Signs that lie!
- Acid-Toxic-Waste-Stuff... It glows and hurts! Swim in it!(beware of sharks)
- Sadistic level design! Fuck you, players!
- Totally seasonal pumpkin bombs!
- Fucks-Given Counter™ updated in real time!
- Dizzying spectator cameras!
- Professional-grade clipping! Feel the smooth transitions! Stuck? It's your own fault!
- Engineer enraging nerfs! Haha!
- Spells! Which one do you have, you ask? Fuck if I know!
Voice credits: Train God - [UEAK]Carnage Lucy in the Sky with Lasers - [UEAK]Khaleesi Pastor Kilgore the Saw Cluster - [UEAK]Damon Choo Choo the Train Shark - [UEAK]Crash Additional voices from SalTV and Muselk
Custom particles by FissionMetroid
Highlights
From source dataFootprint
Rated a light load on a server.
Last update
Its author last shipped an update 11 yr ago.
Trainsawlaser on Nxeon
From our catalogue- One-click install
- Supported on Nxeon Team Fortress 2 servers. We download it from Steam Workshop, place it, and restart the server.
- Server load
- light
- Smallest plan we suggest
- Team Fortress 2 — 2 GB (2 GB RAM). This follows our own load rating above, not a benchmark.
- Latest build
- 2015-06-02, released 2015-06-02
Game versions by loader
| Loader | Game versions | Newest |
|---|---|---|
| Workshop |
From 1 recorded build of Trainsawlaser.
Run Trainsawlaser on a Team Fortress 2 server
Pick a server or deploy a new one above; it is installed in one click.
What kind of mod it is
From the catalogVehicles & ships
Cars, boats, aircraft, ships and other things to drive or fly.
Compatibility
- Game
- Team Fortress 2
Verified at the source
- ✓Steam WorkshopOfficial listing, checked 2026-11-01Open ↗
- ✓AuthorUEAKCrash, as published on Steam Workshop
- ✓LicenseNot published by the sourceFree
